merry christmas, matias. with love, aubrey.
"scented candle"
because of all my ex-boyfriends, you're the only one i still like. it smells like my chanel 'chance' perfume - jasmine and vanilla - so when you light it, you think of me which is obviously a bonus gift.
because of all my ex-boyfriends, you're the only one i still like. it smells like my chanel 'chance' perfume - jasmine and vanilla - so when you light it, you think of me which is obviously a bonus gift.
"i like what i like"
and by yours i mean 'your biggest pain in the ass and headache, no refunds or exchanges accepted."
and by yours i mean 'your biggest pain in the ass and headache, no refunds or exchanges accepted."
"otter-ly cute blanket"
i wanted to get you the cheesiest otter thing i could find that wasn't a natgeo sea otter picture blown up onto a blanket. and now when i come over and i'm cold, i will steal this from your couch.
i wanted to get you the cheesiest otter thing i could find that wasn't a natgeo sea otter picture blown up onto a blanket. and now when i come over and i'm cold, i will steal this from your couch.
"a tie like no otter"
puns aside, i always want to float like otters with you and hold your hand so we don't drift apart. plus i bet your kids will love this.
puns aside, i always want to float like otters with you and hold your hand so we don't drift apart. plus i bet your kids will love this.
"dressiest of shirts"
because i know you would never buy yourself a nice, first-hand dress shirt and you really deserve to have something nice that's yours first and nobody else's.
because i know you would never buy yourself a nice, first-hand dress shirt and you really deserve to have something nice that's yours first and nobody else's.